A little ‘siesta’ in the bus.
Missed my stop.
“1.8 miles from home, 37 minutes walking”, Google Maps said.
F**k! Ffffuuuuuuu!
“0 ºC”, Google Weather said.
F**k, f**k, f*ck, fuck!
Started jogging, why not?

A car approaches me:

– Excuse me, is this the way to get to Wheatly?

– No sir, I’m afraid it’s the next one!

– You saved my day! – the guy was almost in tears (of happiness, I assume)

Mental note: pay attention whenever you make a mistake, you might be saving someone’s day!